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Dark and Metric

Just because you're smiling, doesn't mean you haven't drowned.
Jul 28 '14

vibritannias:

also the hobbit has the worst raid party make-up ever. everyone is a warrior except like two rogues one of whom is a big noob and the only mage isn’t even a healer

legolas is like that lvl 100 dude that comes along and steals all your kills and then leaves

Jul 28 '14
elisabethhewer:

obituary for the princess who forgot to be fairytale

elisabethhewer:

obituary for the princess who forgot to be fairytale

(Source: elisabethhewer)

Jul 28 '14
bearded-giant:

jmswallow:

Game of Kaiju?

Hahahaha YES!!!!!!

bearded-giant:

jmswallow:

Game of Kaiju?

Hahahaha YES!!!!!!

Jul 28 '14

elfviolence:

mastadons:

rockymthorrorshow:

thecottonproject:

Final for my Time Arts class. Nothing gets you in touch with your own anger quite like listening to this and thinking about all the times you’ve been objectified and belittled.

OH MY GOD IT’S BEAUTIFUL 

FUCKIN’ HELL, GRACE

GRACE OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

Jul 28 '14
mrsethcorbin:

remanth:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

JK needs to write a spin-off or a novel about this guy. I would totally read it

It’s Ian Brown from the Stone Roses!

mrsethcorbin:

remanth:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

JK needs to write a spin-off or a novel about this guy. I would totally read it

It’s Ian Brown from the Stone Roses!

Jul 28 '14

thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

Jul 28 '14

(Source: tsumugu-sama)

Jul 28 '14

I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror

nudityandnerdery:

piratescarfy:

thenimbus:

capoutoftime:

radaroreilly:

kyroki:

or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something

oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying

THIS SOUNDS AWESOME

Now that’s what I call next gen

watching a friend play it and yelling YO UGLY SHE’S OVER HERE

This sounds kind of amazing, and just imagine how many people would die because they forgot to turn their phone to silent.

Jul 27 '14
miunyankodesu:

The snow reminds him of his special someone. <3

miunyankodesu:

The snow reminds him of his special someone. <3

Jul 27 '14

tennants-hair:

foxnewsofficial:

dumbledore could probably get like a whole biscuit’s worth of crumbs in his beard and then just say repairo and he’d get a whole extra biscuit i think that’s why wizards have beards 

and here we see the harry potter fandom slowly spiralling into insanity

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

Jul 27 '14

lordofthejohnlock:

lordofthejohnlock:

the Actual Smaug twitter account is gold (x)

Jul 27 '14

sunshien:

goodtimeorgoodstory:

Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest women who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.

Fight Club (1999)

How about we dont genderbend a movie exclusively about men for a reason kthxbye

how about we genderbend a movie about men and masculinity and see the effects that gender has on a plot like fight club because we want to know whether a generation of women raised by single mothers and abandoned by fathers has the same effects on them as they do on men raised by women

We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars.

how about we also look at the other sides of fight club like the mental break the narrator goes through, irrelevant to his gender, over his bleak life and inability to achieve the american dream or be rich and famous like the society he was raised in promised

there is literally no gender relevance to the quote i picked for a reason

the failure to achieve fame and glory and ultimately a life culminating in apathy, consumerism and deindividualization is a depression and inadequacy that can affect anybody

if you think fight club is all about men proving they are manly men by fighting other men in their man club i’m not sure what to say other than

watch the film again

and even if we’re not genderbending for the sake of seeing how much the character dynamics shift how about we genderbend it because it just pleases us to see the aesthetics in a movie where women can beat the shit out of each other to relieve inner frustrations in a non sexualized, raw and violent way, because there is a lack of movies in which a woman’s inner frustrations and aggressions are dealt with in this way

when we’re angry at what society never delivered
men get fight club and women get ‘shut up bitch’ or ‘you’re overreacting’

if you haven’t unfollowed me, tumblr user goodtimeorgoodstory, do it right the fuck now

ps: never end an argument in ‘kthxbye’ you look like a sanctimonious twat

Jul 27 '14
Jul 27 '14
halopigg:

#Stikman in #Sowebo #baltimore. #notstickman #secretsowebo #hanginwithmartha #stik_man #streetart #art #artnerd #streetarthunting #streetinstallation #bmore #bmoreart #baltimore #baltimoreart

halopigg:

#Stikman in #Sowebo #baltimore. #notstickman #secretsowebo #hanginwithmartha #stik_man #streetart #art #artnerd #streetarthunting #streetinstallation #bmore #bmoreart #baltimore #baltimoreart

Jul 27 '14
damonabnormal:

VOLTRON vs Stikman (Voltron wins) May 05 2014

damonabnormal:

VOLTRON vs Stikman 
(Voltron wins) 

May 05 2014